furybaby:

reading a boys horoscope to understand wtf hes doing to you

(via coqueli-cat-deactivated20191111)

lord–swoledemort:

strikeblr:

augusteinmoscow:

fuckyahumor:

titty5:

some stoner: do u wanna get high
me, an intellectual: yes

(via justjennanicole-deactivated2016)

melissamccloskey:

AwwwHHHhhh you are so so sweet. Thank you. randee–marie thanks you too ;) 

chavvesty:

“i don’t care,” i say, caringly, as i care deeply

(via roasy-deactivated20160111)

those-things-i-couldnt-say:

ego-x:

absoluteshiiit:

I’m really boring if I’m not comfortable with you

The realest thing you will ever need to know about me.

True

(via birdyally-deactivated20151029)

phleps:

real Netflix and chill is like 30 minutes of “what do you want to watch” “I don’t care you choose” “no you choose”

(via birdyally-deactivated20151029)

lion-prince:

me: *has no money* when i get money i’ll definitely buy that

me: *gets money* okay but do i really want that??

(via chrisdoeslife)